The ankle biters are back at school from 1st September, so I’ve now booked my senior train tickets for a little adventure on Wednesday, 2nd September. At the moment, the weather forecast is looking pretty good, with overcast skies and very little chance of rain, so fingers crossed it stays that way. This one should be interesting for some, a good laugh for others, and probably bloody painful for me!
The plan is to take my 26.5-plus-kilo e-bike, along with all my cameras and assorted filming gear, from my local railway station all the way to Whitstable on the Kent coast.
And of course, the fun starts before I even get on the train.
First, there’s a half-mile hill ride to the station. Then I have to get off, pick up 26.5-plus kilos of electric bicycle, and carry the bloody thing over a railway footbridge to Platform 2.
I’ll then get on the train and change at Gillingham, where I’m expecting a bit more carrying, more stairs, and probably a few choice words that YouTube’s automatic subtitles will struggle to translate!
Once I finally reach Whitstable, assuming there’s anything left of my ageing body, the real adventure begins.
I’ll get back on the bike and head along the coast towards Herne Bay, possibly as far as Reculver, before turning around and riding back past Herne Bay to Whitstable.
That should give me roughly an 18-mile coastal bike ride, with plenty of sightseeing, filming, and hopefully a bit of sunshine thrown in for good measure.
And then, after all that, there’s only the small matter of getting myself, the bike, and all the gear back home again.
So there we have it.
Four trains in total, at least one railway footbridge, 26.5-plus kilos of e-bike, a load of cameras and filming gear, an 18-mile coastal ride, and one ageing bloke who really should know better!
What could possibly go wrong?

